So if you type my name (first and last) into google.. go to the images, and bring up the first image... you get to find out a little about me.
Apparently I'm Australia's most notorious abortionist.
Go me.
Also there is the popular links to how in 1982 someone with my name killed himself with a cactus.
Later
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if you type my name into google, the first pages are actually just translations of what "shawn" means, because unfortunately my last name is a verb. not too exciting. but (and i wouldn't recommend actually doing this...it was only undertaken once and i'm very sure lots of alcohol was involved)if you persist and scroll through long enough, you will eventually learn that i am in fact a female professional wrestler in australia. and to think, i had no idea.
Wait.. so you wrestle when you are drunk?
Hmm.. perhaps I need to take up drinking to discover what my true skill set is.
no i don't wrestle when i'm drunk. i was merely suggesting that the amount of google search pages you have to click through in order to find my alter wrestling ego is so large that you might prefer to be drunk before undertaking it, so as to be less aware of just how many times you've clicked the next arrow.
that is absolutely hilarious. and i'm googling both of your names now. because i have that kind of time on my hands.
what i learned from this: all doppelgangers live in the land down under.
hey, apparently the cactus thing is true. and i think it noteworthy that it happened in 1982. yes, the very year our friend dave was birthed.
hmmmm...
Yeah I know Liz... my parents always lied to me when they told me who I was named after.
I thought it was biblical or something... considering their professions...
but no.. they thought it would be humorous to name me after a drunken cacti suicide.
Lovely.
google my name and "star wars"
then google my name and "bones"
prepare to be entertained by
1) the dorkiest dork to ever draw star wars fan art
2) the creepiest creep to ever collect animal bones and show them to children -- for learning's sake, he (i) swears.
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