Saturday, September 09, 2006

HOLY CRAP

The Protector:

Horrid story-line, bad acting, huge plot holes, useless scenes... probably one of the best action movies I've ever seen. The action scenes were jaw-dropping (minus the random extreme sport fight.. still don't know why that was in there,) there was what seemed to be one scene, no cuts, where he just proceeded to kick major ass up 4 flights of stairs. He looked sort of tired after that.

If you like to see people get the shit beat out of them in a variety of ways, see this movie. If broken bones, torn ligaments, and gratuitous pain aren't your cup of tea, this movie probably isn't for you. Seriously, by the end of one scene I was starting feel queasy.. and I also wanted to go back to aikido and twist some arms.

This movie with ruin your shit will simultaneously rocking your face off. Be prepared.

Later

6 comments:

lacy smith lister said...

my favorite part was the elephants. elephants are neat.

Sean said...

I like to see people get the shit beat out of them in a variety of ways. I will see this movie. Also, elephants are neat.

J Williams said...

i can not see this movie because i am too busy

VERIFICATION WORD:
urtongy

this verification word makes me uncomfortable

J Williams said...

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=2062

Dave said...

Joey: if you get 2 free hours you should watch this movie. It'll make you remember why the world is such a wonderful place.

MATHS:
I was not aware the the word corresponding to the numbers 8 and 9 were classified. Damn british.

Where did you find that? It is HI-larious

verification word:
xztun
-the cousin of the ancient aztec civilization.. the one they never called and would show up and make everyone uncomfortable on holidays.

J Williams said...

found it surfing POEtv.com -- there are lots of them, just search for "Look Around You" -- the one about birds is especially hilarious

"Birds came to our planet suddenly in 1962."

going to go see the protector this weekend if AT ALL possible. probably not.

v word: amypqv
a type of underpants invented by amy pearl quessero-van horn