Monday, January 02, 2006

Happy New Year

Hello everyone.. hope your holidays went spectacularly well.. and that everything in your lives is peachy-keen. I'm back in New Orleans, fantastic time down here.. working on a day that should technically be a holiday, but never-the-less life goes on. Work is the same ol' thing, digging in the dirt. But, I can't complain.. much.

Broke two seat-posts on my brand new bike. Sort of irratates the hell out of me. But I'm not able to ride it now anyways, and I got in a good ride on Saturday so I'm pleased. Probably going to get an even better seat-post so that is a good thing.

In other news, not much is going on. Niki moved out.. a moment of silence please. So now I don't have a room mate. This makes me sad. But I filled the void with material things.. yeah, you know what I'm talking about. I'll try to post a picture or two when i've downloaded them off my camera. I still miss her constant comments directed towards the TV which was usually tuned to the Style network or more recently the Golf network. And we all know why.. nudge nudge.

Alright, back to work.. take care peoples..

Later

14 comments:

J Williams said...

dave i am tired i need you to strap my arms to the DDR machine and move my legs as the music plays. you do not have to be accurate, you just have to believe in yourself. also: HI

Dave said...

Joey.. I do believe my friend.. I believe in the heart of the DDR machine. It is good, it is loving, it cares for you. Nothing can stand in your way if you give yourself completely over to the DDR machine.

Also, Stuart is randomly walking around in the wilderness somewhere. So, perhaps your DDR experience will be the last memory of Stuart EVER!

J Williams said...

NEWS FLASH: A POSSIBLY AUTISTIC PERSON WAS EATEN BY A MOUNTAIN LION TODAY IN THE WILDERNESS
ALSO HE WAS BAD AT GIVING DIRECTIONS

anyone ever wonder why all news announcements are written in all-caps?

J Williams said...

LACY WHY DO YOU HATE CAPITAL LETTERS DO THEY REMIND YOU OF YOUR MORTALITY PERHAPS OR MAYBE AN ALLERGY TO CATS? TELL US

lacy smith lister said...
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lacy smith lister said...

actually both. plus i save energy by not reaching over to that darned shift button. if i ever try, say, for a school paper, i inevitably hit the caps lock without realizing AND TYPE A COUPLE SENTENCES IN CAPITALS ANYWAY. it's bad karma. plus jebus hates me.

Dave said...

My favorite part about the CAPS LOCK KEY is that you get a little light that comes on when it is on. Which I really apperciate since SOMETIMES I FORGET THAT I HAVE IT ON. I mean come on, do you need a light to warn you that the letters are screaming in pain? Also, typing in all caps is harder for the human eye to read and understand.. there are scientific studies... seriously.

J Williams said...

I have this personality disorder that makes me never use the Caps Lock when I'm typing in all caps. Seriously. I just hold down the shift key with my littlest left hand finger and continue TYPING AWAY LIKE UNTO A BANSHEE.

Assuming that a banshee would type sorta well, I mean.

Dave said...

Joey, I completely understand where you are coming from. I don't like to use the CAPS LOCK key. Though of course, when I'm typing in all CAPS, sometimes I want to use the a number or something. Then of course I end up typing a lot of wierd characters and have to back space. So perhaps using the CAPS LOCK key would prevent me from this.

And from my understanding banshees type very well, never use the CAPS key, and are relatively quiet typers.

J Williams said...

An entry on the habits of banshees from the 17th century Encyclopaedia Malifacarum Daemoniarum by Sir Caspian Richter of Oarsmoors, the last Lord of Mordsbury Hall:

"The Ban-She is the most dyre of wailyng cre-ttures as you kno doubt are awares. A native wrayth to our more barbarous relatyons to the North, thee Scots-Mans, its lewd shoutyng doth dryve the wits from men ever such as that stoutest lad I once kept as a footstool for my comfort after long days of procuring and de-procuring in whyps and chains of the finest quality to be made essentyal to the running to the efficient continuance of colonies and prisons under the benefyciance of of His Majesty, our King. The Ban-She is nevertheless polite whyn set at tasks of composition or dictation by a willful soul or superior Daemon."

Dave said...

Joey, I have a question for you. How much nose-candy do you take a day to come up with this stuff? Or has your graduate studies driven you so mad that this stuff comes naturally to you. "de-procuring".. I mean what the hell?

J Williams said...

dave, my friend, we've known each other for six or so years now. i can't think of a time when this stuff didn't come naturally. but i can remember a time when i didn't wake up screaming because of GODDAMNED ROLLERBALL AND ANCIENT WARRIORS AND CHEERLEADER NINJAS GODDAMMIT SHIT HELL

but i blame ian for that, not you.

Anonymous said...

umm, joey i think you might need to sit down for awhile....calm down a bit
on antoher note...is stuart really wandering around the wilderness??

Dave said...

Stuart was wandering around the wilderness, but I believe that he noticed something colorful, shiny and with a good deal of symmetry and he sat staring at it for 3 days. This of course caused him to run out of food and have to turn back.