Tight Math

Of course I haven't come up with this idea on my own. Since when have I had an original thought in anything? In the age of instant communication, 400 tv channels (I think I'm underestimating here) and the websphere it is highly likely that any thought you will ever have has already been had be someone else... posted on a webforum or youtube clip and read/seen by thousands of boring office workers that have nothing better to do then read all the comments after the local news article from Podunksville, ND. And let me tell you, reading online comments from small regional newspapers is always grand. If the town has a population of ~1000 there is a good chance that the people posting know the meth-smoking, convience store robbing, foot pursuit victim who got tazered to death by the local cops on page 6 of the paper.. and if that made page 6 imagine what amazing story made page 1 (if you guess weather information and wal-mart hours, then you'd be right).

Anyways, Tight math. Put simply, the number of cheap fake knock-off accessories a woman owns is directly proportional to the number of children she has. For instance, if a woman is wearing a cubic zirconia, carrying a fake Prada purse and sporting a knock-off Louis Vuitton scarf then it can be understood why she is dragging three kids through the Dollar Tree. Makes sense though doesn't it? Of course there is always the chance of twins, so if a woman is wearing 2 pieces of "wanna-bling" and has three kids, an age check has to be preformed. If the age check fails and the three kids have distinct ages, then it can be concluded that she merely can't wear all the crap bought from the back of a van at once.

Ok, I'm out.

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Wigu is back!

Check out this link for more brilliance from the mind of Jeffrey Rowland. Yes, I consider him a genius. If you doubt me, go read through the original strip.

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WTF?

This made me laugh so hard.

Achewood

This is a shameless plug for Achewood but I really got a kick out of today's comic. Head on over and take a gander. Mr. Bear is brilliant.

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Climbing

Went to the climbing gym last night and just sort of messed around for a bit. Crap I'm out of shape. My fingers feel completely dead today and typing has been proving to be its own inconvinence. But surprisingly my forearms are utterly destroyed like my fingers, so I guess the new hand-grippers that I got have been doing something. But still.. my crimping power is completely gone.

I wish there was enough time in the week to persue all the activities that interest me. But alas, there is not.

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Excellent..

haha.. bitches.

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In need of advice...

Here is the situation. I walk into the bathroom to use it. I hear a toilet flush as I walk through the door. The bathroom is only occupied by one individual who is in the farthest stall. As I take care of business at the urinal the toilet flushes again. Finally as I'm washing my hands the toilet flushes a third time.

Should I ask if he needs help? Leave without saying anything? Or make some smartass remark prior to leaving? Call the facilities servicemen and inform them of a problem? Pull the fire alarm. I choose option 2, but from the way it sounds option 5 probably would have been the most humourous. Alas, I'm just not that cool.

Question the second:
If you were in the situation that the unknwon gentleman is in, and the fire alarm went off, what would you do?

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Excellent

As republican Dick Armey said: "we suffered, as we call it down in Texas, a thorough butt-kicking." (note: he might have said whooping)

I normally hate politics, but it is interesting to see America's dramtic shift in views regarding the current state of affairs in the world. Also, congrats should go to the people of Missouri for protecting stem-cell research, always nice to see progressive science approved by the masses.

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hehe

Screw "Snakes on a Plane".. give me "Monkeys on a Ship!"

sorry

I've been neglecting my blog.. sorry.

Liz and I watched Short Circuit yesterday at her place. Ahh, the times when robots were attempting to make pancakes rather than melting faces. I'm so glad times have changed. Also, sources informed me (ok, so Liz is my source, but she was reading from a website) that originally Short Circuit was going to be a dark movie where #5 ran around extracting revenge on the humans attempting to capture him. But they revised the script to make it more family orientated. Also, whoever played the girl in that movie was a terrible actress.

Ok, I'm out

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