Anyways.. (this post is going to be long..) we got out of the movie without killing the annoying little bastards sitting behind us. Those kids were really pushing my last nerve.. and Stuart's also, which is odd taking into account Stuart is well.. Stuart. Anyways, we got out and were sitting around talking about the movie, when we noticed DDR. And not just DDR 2nd mix or something, this was DDR eXtreme or something. Below is a photo account of the Joey/Stuart head to head action.
Here they are starting the game. Clearly Stuart can't figure it out, and Joey appears to already be convulsing madly.

The game continues, Stuart is figuring things out and Joey refuses to even remove his hands from his pockets for he is a video game GOD! (Unfortunately this God-Like presence only appears in first person shooters released in the 90s.)

I won't tell you which, but one of them is not hitting the right arrow. Can you guess which one?

Joey finally removes his hands from his pockets in a desperate attempt to make up lost ground. But Stuart's uncanny balance and ability to match up what his little japenese avatar was doing proved to be the deciding factors in this clash of titans.

Ok, enough for now.. later.